Two hockey players are skating on a frozen pond. One skater falls through the ice into the water.Explain how n

Question

Two hockey players are skating on a frozen pond. One skater falls through the ice into the water.Explain how n

Answer 1

One falls through because he is a major fat *** and lives at McDonalds.

Answer 2

BOOM! Chris Pronger?

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To all who do not know why I do this-it's an inside joke with myself that I answer all questions that make no sense or do not pertain to hockey with BOOM! Chris Pronger? Because I think it's hilarious. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes while everyone else stares awkwardly. It happens.

Answer 3

They where in Florida so it had to do with a gator.Or a fan boat.

Answer 4

only one fell through, because he weighd more

both players made the ice weaker and weaker until the fat a** fell through

then the other run skatred like h*** before all of the ice cracked

Answer 5

.....As the player who fell in is climbing out, he says," Man, that water is cold!" The other player, who decided to take a leak in the hole says," Yeah, and it's deep too!"

Answer 6

that's it, no more drinking for you today

Answer 7

need to finish question

Answer 8

Explain how neither of them froze to death?

*** We'll, they both had heated jockstraps, thus keeping their "vital organs" warm.

Answer 9

did you forget to shake?

Answer 10

Well, first I would grab the twig and the string and twirl the string around the twig to make a fishing pole. Then I would take the pickaxe and, using the scissors, create a circle in the ice. The I'd take my newly created fishing pole, put it into the hole, and grab my friend out.

Problem solved!

Answer 11

....how....negative tempuratures affect the human body?

Answer 12

what? i don't understand the question

Answer 13

he uhhh, was all like, "zomg ima fall through da ice."

So the other guy was all "meh, bet ya cant"

Next scene is guy #1 drowning