Two jokes?

Question

A man hates his wife's cat, so one day he drives to the next town and dumps it.

By the time he gets home the cat is already back. Next day he drives 50miles and dumps it again but when he gets home the cat is back again.

Finally he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it, Hours later he calls the wife and says if the cat there? Yes she replies he says put it on, I'm LOST!

Paddy and Mick were walkin down the road, Mick says to Paddy, 'You really should keep your curtains shut when your making love to your wife during the day,all the neigbours were laughin at you yesterday'.

Mick says 'Well the jokes on them , i wasn't in yesterday!'

Answer 1

I like the second one better. FUNNY

Answer 2

haha.. made me smile

Answer 3

I Love Them Both They Were Soo Funny.

Answer 4

dont get the first one.

Second one is great!!

Answer 5

yep...good one!

Answer 6

Haha great jokes my man, good job!

Answer 7

LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Answer 8

lol the first one was cute

Answer 9

if you don't get the first one the guy is lost and wanted to speak to the cat to get directions........

ROTFLMAO  The first one I never heard but I liked it because I can relate to that one.

But the second was just as good but already heard it but still Great !

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 10

lol

Answer 11

pathetic

Answer 12

Hm. I didn't get the first one but the second one was funny.

Answer 13

Don't get the first one

Answer 14

hahaha Nice one bro

Answer 15

very funny. are these original? if so you have talent.

EDIT: The husband is asking the wife to put the cat on the phone. Took me a second to get it too

Answer 16

Oh man! Those are great! By far a couple of the funniet I've heard, great job. LMAO

Answer 17

Ha Ha their both great  =]

Answer 18

They're both funny, but for some reason, I especially love the first one.

Answer 19

lol now even if the cat could talk why the heck would it tell the man how to get back home?! hahahaha 2nd one is kind of messed up, but funny

Answer 20

the second ones good! : D

dont get the first one can anyone explain?

Answer 21

HA! especially the first one.

Answer 22

lol liked 'em both...star for you.

Answer 23

good ones. the cat opne i can even share with my kid!

Answer 24

haha lol

Answer 25

WTF!! I don't get the second one!!

Answer 26

Thanks for the explanation for the first one, not bad. The second one though, lol!

Answer 27

why was the number '6' scared of the number '7'?.......................................

Because '7' ate '9'

lolololololololol :))

thought ud like 2 hear my joke...very sad i know! x

Answer 28

i like the second one

Answer 29

lol funny one :) !!!