Two peanuts walk into a bar, what happens next?

Question

haha i just want to see what people com up with

Answer 1

If it's a southern bar, they order a coke and jump and and want for someone to suck on them and eat them.

Answer 2

4 shots of jag. Then they break out of there shell, fight, puke, and kick the he^^ out of some cashews! I'm so hungry.

Answer 3

An elephant busts in and kicks everybody's a$$es ninja style.

Answer 4

They get eaten.

Answer 5

one of them said to the other, "hey dude, why is the shell in front of you cracked?"

The other peanut said, "somebody tried to hit my nuts."

Answer 6

One of them was a salted.