Two polish geezers, pat and mick?

Question

Pat and Mick were walking home after a night on the swally when a severed head rolled along the ground.

Mick picked it up to his face and said to Pat "Jez, that looks like Sean" to which Paddy replied "No Sean was taller than that"

Answer 1

lol thats bloody stupid

which is why i like it

Answer 2

leave them ae ECK or is that you knowing the scottish fitbaw section?

Answer 3

stupid but funny thanks for the laugh.........

Answer 4

Polish nah sounds more Irish to me. if they were Polish they would've been named, Gustaw, Pawel & Stanislaw

Answer 5

Nice one Mike.

Answer 6

I like to the pat n mick jokes. What about the pat and mick's pal died in an accident and they were asked to come identify his body.

The coroner said " would this be your friend?" pulling back the sheet

Mick says "could you turn him over onto his stomach"

the coroner does this and when pat and mick say yeah thats him alright, the coroner asks why he had to be turned over Mick says well wherever we used to go people used to say Hey theres Sean with his two arseholes.....

Answer 7

tthe auld yins are the best erra so fùck the rest

Answer 8

I can see why your a top contributor  

Answer 9

Lil. a 3 word joke.stationery shop moved.2 word joke .dwarf shortage