Two really bad jokes!!

Question

A man was in court for murder. The judge reads the 1st charge: "so you killed your wife with a hammer?"

"YOU B*****D!" shouts a man at the back.

The judge continues: "and then you killed her mother with the hammer?"

"B*****D!" shouts the man at the back again, but this time the judge gets annoyed and threatens to hold the man with contempt.

"Im sorry judge" says the man. "I'm his neighbour and i've been asking him for a loan of a hammer for ages and he said he didnt have 1!!!"

Paddy and Mick are talking in Paddy's back garden.

"Why r u digging a hole?" asks Mick

Paddy replies, "I'm burying my dead fish"

"Thats a big hole for a fish!" says Mick

"It's in your f*****g cat!!"

Answer 1

Okay. Both made me laugh. A star for you!!! Thanks.

Answer 2

I love the first one. It really made me giggle and I haven't heard it before. the 2nd not so good and I've heard it too many times before.

Thanks for the laugh

Answer 3

thought mine were bad..lol anyway.

Answer 4

uhhhhhhh yaa, hellarr bad :|

Answer 5

The first one was good

Answer 6

Bad jokes, but funny!

Answer 7

yes, very bad

Answer 8

the first one is c***

the second one is better.

Answer 9

oh my lol very nice lol

Answer 10

Lol XD yeh