Two trains are heading right towards each other...?

Question

One from Chicago, one from L.A. both full of women and young children.

They are both going 150 MPH and they are on the same track with no pull over and the radio systems are down so they have no way of knowing what's going to happen.

They are about an hour away from each other (150 miles away).

WHOOOOOO do you choose to call to save these poor women and children?

a. Chuck Norris *****

b. Steven Seagal

c. Superman (the Dean Cain superman not the crippled one)

d. Isaac Brock

Answer 1

Hmmm, I dont think the millionaires will be too interested, fictional charectars wont be much help either. I think you better call Hulk Hogan, he knows best.

Answer 2

Superman is the only one who has a chance of getting there in time.

But, he would more likely be used to clear the wreckage of the two trains that, leaving Chicago or L.A. at 150 mph, didn't make it more than a mile or two before scattering all over h**l and back.........

Answer 3

Chuck Norris, the rest are fictional characters.

Answer 4

Superman. The George Reeves old tv version. But I would also get to the middle. Just in case superman couldn't save the trains. Only because I've never seen a train wreck before.