Typically, if i went to an art museum, what would happen?

Question

im supposed to write a report on my night at the art museum, i just dont want to actually goo the the museum, any ideas on what i can bull **** about?

Answer 1

your lazy.  you may really enjoy the art museum.  you should just go you lazy bum.

Answer 2

The employees of art museums are actually reeses monkeys in bellhop suits who swing freely from vines inside the museum, drinking beer and defecating on the floor.  Anyone who's actually been in a museum knows this is true, so make sure you include it in your report!

Answer 3

they wouldn't let you in. they'd know INSTANTLY you were NOT OF THE BODY and they would taser you as quick as look at you.

STAY AWAY!!

Answer 4

You can bullsh*t about anything.  Whatever you would do walking around anywhere.  You walk in, you buy a ticket (or not if it is free) You wander around and talk to the person who came with you.  You get a snack and check out the gift shop.

You probably should look up some of the art online though, not just write about your own random thoughts.