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Question

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Answer 1

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.

Answer 2

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

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