URGENT: Creative Idea For a Birthday Card?

Question

My mom's birthday is tomorrow, and I forgot to get her a card. I need an idea for a funny card i could make at home. I'm not a very good artist, so a simple picture would be best, if it all. Please help, i need this quickly. Oh, she's turning 38.

Answer 1

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm such a great kid

I made this Just For You !!

....that can be on the outside, draw flowers all over the card with the centres having goofy happy faces in all of them  

...inside make one big 3D pop-out type flower, with simply the words Happy Birthday Mom

Answer 2

Draw a big cheesy cake and on the side write there "Ma eat it asap otherwise mouse will take lil bites