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Question

Heyy its my bros 17th birthday tomorrow and i want to make him a card but i dont know what to write i want it to be funny but not cheesy he likes cars, he can drive, and did i mention he loves CARS? lol i just want a funny card that has to do with cars and please make it good, hes going to be SEVENTEEN not 5 =] Thanks in advance and if your answer is what im lookin for you will TOTALLY get best answer

Answer 1

get a pick were the card is totaled and says happy b day kid

Answer 2

i no this is cheesy but on the front u could say&quot;

ITS UR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

have a lot of fun

on the inside have a pic od a totalled car and say:

but dont touch the car!!!!

Answer 3

Put In A Poem About Cars Or You Can Put

&quot;Your 17 So Happy Birthday I&#039;m Sorry I Could&#039;nt Get You Something Better So I Hope Your Happy With Just This Card And A Letter&quot;

There You Go Or You Can Make Something On Your Own =D.

Answer 4

I&#039;ve heard of a silly card that says something like &quot;It&#039;s your birthday, how does a new car sound? with a picture of a car on the front, and then on the inside it says &quot;vroom vroom&quot; or something, lol

Answer 5

Hmmm..

ok..

so on the front of the card put a picture of a really nice car and write HAVE FUN

and when you open it, a car thats smashed and totalled and write

JUST NOT TOO MUCH FUN! HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY!!  

Answer 6

go to a card shop n ask  help

Answer 7

I bought my dad a barbie card that said &#039;Happy 4th Birthday!! You&#039;re a BIG girl now!!&#039; or something like that. I added a three behind the four and crossed out the girl on messily scrawled &#039;boy&#039;. He cracked up like h**l. So did I. Haha.

So.. well, do something like that if you want :D Haha.

Answer 8

Let me think, hold on, im creative..

IT&#039;s TOTALEDLY YOUR BIRTHDAY!

[a picture of a car smashing into a cake]

^ thats kinda cheesy

HAVE A SMASHING BIRTHDAY!

[picture of cars crashing into each other]

^idk if you like that one

Answer 9

wow  that&#039;s hard. Well this one is stupid but i&#039;ll try: Happy Birthday! We celebrate because ur BRAKE-ing away from age 16!  Umm you could google search birthday car puns or something.

Answer 10

You can always go to a store and buy him one. Liek go to Halllmark and get him one that has cars on it. Or print one off the internet. Sorry I wasnt much help but I dont know ,uch about cardsor cars. lol.

Answer 11

Just write what you feel..

I mean let it come out of ur heart..

After all he is ur brother..

I&#039;m sure u love and care about him..

And hey there&#039;s no need gettin&#039; help from other ppl..

Let it come from u..

..That&#039;s All I Can Say..

Answer 12

here&#039;s one: wow, it&#039;s been a year since you had your license and let see if you can hold on to it for another year, happy birthday