USA expresses reservations on http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-Afridi-c2482’s selection in the Pakistan national team
Just days after Shahid Afridi’s recall in the Pakistan national team, the United States of America (USA) has expressed great concern regarding this latest development in Pakistan.
According to uncertain sources, the US is not pleased to see Afridi wearing the greens once again as he is believed to be a Haqqani sympathizer by the State department.
Expressing http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Shahid-c89347 Afridi in the Pakistan team as a great threat for the people of Pakistan and we as Pakistan’s most trusted allies feel that the Pakistan Cricket Board (OCB) should
have taken the international community and particularly NATO into confidence before recalling the all-rounder.”
The spokesperson admitted that although in USA cricket is still not understood properly but still it was expected by Pakistan to contact the American embassy in Islamabad before naming their One Day International (ODI) and Twenty20 squad for the series against
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Sri-Lanka-c758.
According to insiders in the Pentagon, there is a general belief in the intelligence community that the Haqqani’s are big fans of Afridi and the militant group was actively working to ensure Afridi’s recall in the national team.
The Haqqanis are the current number-one enemies of the US and the mighty lone superpower of the world is out to get all Haqqani sympathizers.
Speaking on the matter, the American aggression secretary “Lion” Panetta who was at the time of this interview overseeing a Drone strike deep inside Pakistan agreed with White House’s concerns and believed that http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 had once again acted as an unworthy
friendly slave.
Panetta stated that if Pakistan continues to name players in their cricket team without informing the US, it will leave the CIA with no other option than to launch an aerial attack on the PCB headquarters in Lahore.
However, this threat was rebuffed by Pakistan’s top policeman Rehman Malik, who insisted that Pakistan had batsmen capable of shooting down the US drones with a cricket ball. He dared the US to launch an attack on Pakistan’s cricket camps.
Meanwhile, the US secretary of State Miss Hilarious Clinton vowed to sit down with Afridi and PCB to convince them to shun their ties with the Haqqani network.
She insisted that dialogue with PCB would help in isolating the Haqqani network which would prevent the terrorist group from watching Pakistan’s matches all around the world.
According to sources, most of the Haqqani militants halt their offensive during Pakistan matches as they follow the Men in Green and opt not to work during a cricket match.
Pakistan, on the other hand, has insisted that it does not want the Haqqanis to be fans of the national team.
Meanwhile, the spokesperson from the Haqqanis who is on a one month internship programme in Parachinar – a mountainous region near the Afghan border- insisted that Shahid Afridi is a big star in that part of the world and most of the militants would one
day want to play for the Pakistan team after eliminating NATO and US forces from http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Afghanistan-c745.
He revealed that the militant group had created camps in Parachinar to train the locals, citing great talent among youngsters to become all-rounder suicide bombers.
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