Uhhhhh enzymes and wet poo?

Question

i heard that vegetarians lack certain enzyes in the body that help with digestion. i just recently became a vegetarian and began feeling gassy and having wet poo. how could i get these enzymes i may be missing and could the enzymess be causing the frequent wet poo?

Answer 1

There is nothing wrong with having wet poo.  If it is diarrhea it's bad, but wet's not bad.  You just need to get some wet wipes to use in the bathroom.

Answer 2

You need protein.  Take an anti-laxative pill.  If you start craving chocolate, you need protein.  I did this for 1.5 years.  Make sure you get all the basics that you need.

Good Luck.

Answer 3

::projectile vomits::