Uhm...what do I do? Urgent help needed. ?

Question

Uh..Hi. I just kinda cut my fingers off. What do I do?

Answer 1

ahhh i hope you're not serious, i hope this is a joke question. Anyway, you need urgent medical attention. Go to the ER now, you require urgent attention so you dont bleed out. This isnt a first aid matter, its a medical emergency.

oh....by the way...if you cut your fingers off, how are you typing?

Answer 2

Call 911. but a wrap around it and wait for the ambuance. Stay calm and patient.  

Answer 3

call 911 now.  

Answer 4

Uh.. Sensible thing to do is call 911, untill they get there rap your hands im a towel.

oh btw, HOW ARE YOU TYPING?! :P

ANDD HOW DID YOU CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF

?!  

Answer 5

Call 911...but it is highly unlikely that you would be typing on the comp if you cut your fingers off!!!...:P

Answer 6

Take your fingers with you and go to the emergency room after you wrap your hand.

Answer 7

Maybe you should eat them.