Umm ouijia board help?

Question

my friend just called saying that they were messing with one and that an evil spirit is trying to kill my friend.

i looked online, and it said you need a priest to exercise the oujia board.

how do you get a priest this late?

Answer 1

Pray and ask God to protect you and your friends. Tell your friends to pray.

Answer 2

Look online for a Demonologist they can help you with an exorcism.

Answer 3

You don't. A priest can't make his own judgement call on an exorcism. but needs the approval of the Vatican. Your friend is toast.

Answer 4

I can only assume you are under the age of 13. Conjure up your own spirit and kick ***!  Seriously, the whole thing is a load of rubbish people have been trying to call up spirits for years, the Ouija board belongs in films and books, watch the news see whats going on in the world, that's something to be scared of.

Answer 5

It is just a game.  Your friend must have a very vivid imagination.  Nothing will  happen to them.  Here are a couple of links that discuss ouija boards.  They will give you information about them.

Answer 6

Your friend is messing with you.  Lying to you.  It's a board game that you can buy for about 28 dollars at any toy shop.  It's a toy.  I'm guessing that she's doing so because she thinks you're an easy gullible target.  

How about you prove her wrong.  When she calls again, just tell her 'Bummer' and hang up the phone.  I assure you, your friend will be alive in 36 hours, and if she has a l**k of sense, she'll lay off the teenage drama and grow up.

Though if you're insisting on calling a priest, dial your local catholic church.  Yes, they're in the phone book.  Ask the priest what to do, and wait for him to stop laughing before asking him how to get your dignity back.  

Really, that's about as lame as pranks come.  Stop eating it up.

Answer 7

There is a popular belief that an Ouija board has some inherent power, or that spirits live inside the board or planchette. This is not correct. The Ouija board is simply a board with letters, numbers, a few words, and copyright and/or patent information, and the planchette is a small inert device that has been designed to move easily across the board. There is nothing magic or mysterious about the board or planchette themselves, and the mere presence of such devices will not cause paranormal events to occur.

The board's power comes from the calling forth of spirits. The participant(s) get(s) the attention of these spirits and ask(s) them questions, whereupon the spirits respond by moving the planchette around on the board. Many people believe a person can call forth the spirit of someone who has passed on, or some other specific entity, but this has never been proven, to my knowledge. The spirit(s) who are summoned will often not have any singular identity at all.

Those spirits who do have identities will usually be vague, evasive or misleading about their names. This is because knowing their names can give the experienced summoner power over the spirits themselves, and the spirits can then be forced to do things they don't want to do. This is very undesirable to the spirits, of course, who want to keep their liberty and freedom intact.

The spirits who are summoned in this way are never good ones. Good spirits will not respond to this type of summoning. Sometimes the spirits who are summoned are neutral or mischievous, and will often simply give random answers to participants' questions.

Other spirits may be more powerful than these, and may actually have limited knowledge they may impart. However, these spirits are nearly always malevolent, and when summoned they may decide to take residence in the room or household where they are summoned. Sometimes they will even take residence in the participants themselves! Once they have taken residence, they can manifest themselves in our world of reality in real and very frightening, and in some cases very destructive, ways.

Depending on the power of these malevolent beings, one may be able to drive them out in a variety of ways. These spirits are very legalistic, however, and some of them may have the power to take up permanent residence in the room, household or person they have elected to haunt.

These spirits can only be gotten rid of by identifying the source of their right to be wherever they are, renouncing this right, and flooding the host with good spirits. They can then be forced to flee. Very powerful evil spirits may be difficult to exorcise even in this manner, but it is the only manner that has been proven to be successful. Your best bet is to find someone who has experience dealing with evil spirits to help your friend. I'm not sure where you would find an experienced exorcist, but you can call churches around your friend's neighborhood and see how receptive they are to helping you

The fact that your friend has destroyed the Ouija board is a good start. This is a physical statement that your friend has renounced its use. Your friend must also renounce its use verbally in a ceremony. An explanation of the nature of said ceremony would be too long to type here, unfortunately. - LJS

Answer 8

they are prob tyrin to scare u and there stupid for messin around with an ouijia board

bt anywayz..  you should prob go to a church and if not

get some holy things and spread them around chanting amen or  reciting holy poems or somthin and throw holy water around

if that doesnt work wait till you can get a priest and have your friends stay at your house

Answer 9

you do realize a ouija board is made by parker brothers, right?

the same evil people who make monopoly, clue and risk...

EDIT...

that is hillarious if you actually believe that. a screaming peace of card board?   did the plastic piece scream too?

i dropped my monopoly board and it screamed once...