Umm whats the most inexpensive way to create a chicken?

Question

as big as a turkey

Answer 1

Feed them VITAMINS!!!

No seriously...dont do this, I have no idea if its healthy or not for them!!

Answer 2

use your imagination

Answer 3

bake it or boil it. frying will be tough.

Answer 4

get a shrink ray like the one in "honey i shrunk the kids" and aim it at the chicken and put it in reverse...

that oughta do it....

just make sure u got alot of people cos its gonna be a big feast

Answer 5

Buy an Egg. Then when it hatches stuff it with food.

Answer 6

its impossible to create a chicken unless your god lol

Answer 7

crayons and poster board lol then just let the creative juices flow