Under Obamacare, if Obama and I need the same surgery and I'm ahead on the list, will he wait behind me?

Question

I believe "equality" is one of the greatest selling points of socialized healthcare. Given that, if I am number 1,426 on the list for gallbladder surgery and President Obama is number 1,614, does he keep his place in line or vault past me?

Answer 1

UNDER OBAMACARE ALL MEDICAL PROCEDURES BEGIN WITH THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF A CHICKEN...THEREFORE THERE WILL BE NO WAITING

Answer 2

Technically, you will get your gallbladder removed in 2.7 years, Obama in 3.2 years under Obamacare.

However, in the infinite wisdom of our

congress and Executive branch, just as they do not pay nor participate in the sical Security program they so staunchly promise to defend, they also have their own healthcare program. Their program is equal to Obamacare, actually it is more equal, (thats Obamaspeak), therefore Obama will have his free gallbladder surgery exactly 2 hours after diagnosis, have private care, and the finest doctor. you still have to wait 2.7 years.

Answer 3

Isn't socialism such a blessing?  

Answer 4

Nope, he would vault past you, he would get a specialist for his health care and we the "underlings" would have to wait and wait and wait, sometimes die in the process, and see some second rate doctor that the Government underpays.  Plain and simple.

Answer 5

I suspect that someone waiting for gender reassignment surgery or a boob job would go to the head of the line actually.

Answer 6

You should know better then that...whomever has more money gets first dibs.

So unless you have more money then Obama, you get to go after him.

Answer 7

hahahahahahhahhahaha..good one

Answer 8

At least you will get surgery under Obamacare.  

Under McCaincare you won't be able to afford insurance for the surgery, thus you will have to declare bankruptcy and hope that medicare will grant you the procedure.

Answer 9

Of course, we don't have any problems with our current health care system?

I hope you loose you health care, then get sick enough to need medical attention.  I see you as one of those people who quickly change their tune.

Answer 10

That's not how any proposed systems would work.

Answer 11

He is a US Senate he would never have a number.  Numbers and "Obamacare" are given to those who can't get Health care on their own or through their jobs.