Underage Drinking: A National Concern

Question

Say you were at an ABC store (or a regular grocery store if you aren't in the f***ing bible belt) and two pretty girls, ages 18 and 17, come up to you and ask you to buy them some liquor if they pay for it. Would you do it? And would you offer to pay for it yourself (remember they're hot)?

Answer 1

1) I don't care how attractive a woman is. If I'm not sleeping with her, I'm not going to do anything more for her than I would a man.

2) There is zero possibility that I would buy a juvenile alcohol. Here is why:

      A) If they drink and get in a car accident, I will be held partially liable for their damage.

      B) If I get caught, I would be fined thousands of dollars and, depending on state, could be sent to jail for a few days.  

      C)  If my daughters (metaphorical daughters, I don't have kids) wanted to have someone buy alcohol, I would hope that they would respect me enough to not put my kids in that kind of danger.