Up lifting one liners and quotes.?

Question

I really enjoy little quotes and thought pervoking 1 liners.

I'll run for paper and pen in the middle of a movie or jump out of bed if one catches me. All kinds funny, lovey, deep ....

I like to pass them along too. Can you share your favorites.

Answer 1

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box." Italian proverb

"Adversity introduces a man to himself." Anonymous

"Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision." Stevie Wonder

"We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are." Max DePree

and a couple for the funny bone -

“A new study by the American Medical Association shows that having s*x does not trigger a heart attack — it’s getting caught having s*x that triggers the heart attack.”  Author Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. "

Answer 2

LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL.

HELP EVER, HURT NEVER.

HELPING HANDS ARE HOLIER THAN LIPS THAT PRAY.

BEST TEACHER = EXPERIENCE.

BEST STUDENT = ATTEMPT

BEST BOOK = LIFE

BEST LESSON = PATIENCE

BEST FRIEND = PRAISE.

Answer 3

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

(Whatever is said in Latin, sounds profound.)

There is no snooze button an a cat that wants its breakfast.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

The first piece of luggage out of the shoot doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

Welcome to h**l. Here is your accordion.

Answer 4

you'll find tons on goodqoutes.com

try it =]

Answer 5

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Go watch a James Bond movie 'cause that's the only action you'll ever get.

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.

Answer 6

Let'r buck, it's all in good fun!

Answer 7

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)