Upon reading Ron Burgundys diary?

Question

I found that he is nothing more than a big fat liar. A fraud! Not on one page does he make a note of, 'Veronica made a very funny joke today.' I, for one, could not laugh about it later last night.

Why would he come out with stink like that? p**p. His poopmouth with p**p coming out of his mouth.

Honestly, how could they over look that when publishing his diary? I'm very disappointed.

Answer 1

I'm Ron Burgandy,and I have a massive erection!

Answer 2

I can't answer at the moment, i'm too busy sculpting my guns. ooh that's a deep burn.

Answer 3

I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourselves, San Diego!