Ur friday funny ...if it made u laugh ,tell me one ?

Question

*condoms arn't completely save, my friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus .

*elitism : it's not for every one .

*flies spread disease , keep urs zipped .

*if flattery gets u nowhere ,try bribery.

Answer 1

Body Info... F. Y. I.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's p***s is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs....

Answer 2

nice

Answer 3

:) nice! :)

Answer 4

*condoms ain't completely safe, my friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus .

*elitism : it's not for every one .

*flies spread disease , keep yours zipped .

*if flattery gets u nowhere ,try bribery.

* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at Kickboxing.

Answer 5

Good Ones