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Question

Travel Lodge or Premier Inn...

Which is the best place to start an affair.

Her name is Joanna and she is much younger and prettier than my wife. Advice please?

Answer 1

What a tightwad - take her to the Ritz.

Answer 2

Take her to the same place as your wifes lover takes her!! he has a bit more class than you  and treats her to the Raddison. by the way he is younger and better looking than you as well.

Answer 3

and your wife is a much better person than  someone like u deserves

Answer 4

you are a barstard.

edit: that was as polite as i could manage.

Answer 5

thats so harsh get a life loser ur wife deserves better

Answer 6

u seem shallow.. so any woman tht wud fall 4 u deservs nothn classier thn th super  market  car park..mak..

Answer 7

Even though I know you are some loser just trying to stir up trouble, you're still kind of a jerk.