Using third person, in one sentence, how would you define yourself?

Question

Using third person, in one sentence, how would you define yourself?

Answer 1

Hi :)

He is absolutely crazy and intense... like camping.

- Jack Rugile

Answer 2

She is a complex individual, at times will open the door for you to get a peek and other times it is sealed shut leaving you wondering what her next step will be.  

Answer 3

You mean, like, to talk about me like some other person (my friend, for example)? Alright.

She is wacky.

Answer 4

degüello is often perceived as cold and uncaring,which at times, is true.  

Answer 5

She is a petri dish of collected experiences, but only a small fraction is filled, she limits her exposure to things, she doesn't realize how good this growth medium is, and she needs to get out there and have a little more faith in her self.