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VISTA, a joke, please answer?

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Anyone know what vista stands for? (this is a joke)

the first person to guess it correctly will get(obviously)

the best answer/ :)

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  1. [V]iruses, [I]ntruders, [S]pyware, [T]rojans and [A]dware


  2. Virtually Incompetent Software Technology for A**hole


  3. Vista - Incomplete System Tempts me to use Apple

  4. I have Windows Vista and I don't know. I think its just a name.

  5. Verbosely Incomplete Slow and Timeconsuming Alternative Windows

  6. Very In-Secure Training Academy?

    :P

    x*x

  7. Sight.

  8. Visible and Infrared Survey Telescope for Astronomy?

    Or are you talking about Windows Vista?

    Or a Vista Credit Card?

  9. Vista - Incomplete System Tempts me to use Apple

    or...

    Virus-Infested Software Technology Abortion



  10. 11. Vista Indeed Sucks The ***

    10. Virtually Indestructible, Superior To Apple

    9. Vista Is Simply The Acronym

    8. Villains In Suits Taxing America

    7. Viruses Invited! Scan This Always

    6. Vogon Incest Sonnet, Terrible Anguish

    5. Vista Install Starts Total Annihilation

    4. Visually Intriguing, Satan Tempts Appleheads

    3. Value Is Short-lived, Try Apple

    2. Volition Is Stupid, Take Assimilation

    1. v****a Insertion Should Tempt Anyone


  11. Very Interesting Steven T A*hole?  

    Virus Intruded Steven T A*hole?   :)

    ***Edit***

    Vista means outlook or landscape. "Window to the world" is what Window people trying to say.

  12. V Very

    I  Interesting

    S Steven

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    A Assignment

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  13.     Heres a few to keep you going...

    * VISTA (economics), Vietnam, Indonesia, South Africa, Turkey, Argentina as a group of emerging economies

        * Vista (Middle-earth), a part of the atmosphere that surrounds the world of Arda in the fiction of J. R. R. Tolkien

        * VISTA (telescope), Visible and Infrared Survey Telescope for Astronomy

        * Vista, the annual management festival of the Indian Institute of Management Bangalore

        * VistaVision, a 35mm motion picture film format

    t*t Bit. Windows Vista had the code name Longhorn. (Their´s got to be a joke there somewhere)


  14. I read a joke somewhere that said - Virus Intruders Spyware Trojans Adware

    http://email-collection.blogspot.com/200...
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