Valvavictorian!?

Question

OK I think I spelt valvavictorian wrong but who cares!

Im graduating the school I go to. And my class voted me and a guy named Hayden to be the valvavictorian! Im doing a speach and so is Hayden!

Do you think its awsome that im the class valvavictorian!?

Answer 1

wow. its obvious you wont be the "valvavictorian"....Let me guess you graduate 229 out of 230?

Answer 2

Judging by your spelling and grammar, your school clearly has very low standards. However, congratulations anyway, it's a big honor and will look great on college applications.

Answer 3

Valavictorian, eh?  I'm sure your speech will be very enlightening...