Veena Malik going wild with Mohammad Asif, drugs and match-fixing
After hitting puberty, all men most certainly have some social needs to be catered to, and especially if you are a cricket star where these social needs tend to be on the higher side. But one thing that shows if someone is an idiot is the way they handle their foxy partner.
Unfortunately, the Pakistan cricket team and players need to be given some basic training into selecting partners for they more often than not find themselves in trouble following their “innocent” love affairs that spiral out of control with the most recent incident of Mohammad Asif facing serious “handling” issues with Miss Veena Malik aka Queen of Melodrama. Going by the simple hypothesis, it is not so hard to conclude that Asif has been a complete idiot.
Looking at his relationship conflicts, experts felt sorry for his troubled life, and felt it is the responsibility of the nation to hand out some advice to the Pakistani cricketer who’s relationship has taken a turn for the worst, following the “love of his life” coming on national television and revealing dirty secrets about Asif, his past and his involvement with Indian bookies. At first glance, her concerns for her country seem very moving, for she has bothered to let the world know about the wrong doings of her partner. But really, she could have opened her “oh so sweet mouth” earlier if she cared so much for http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 and the country's ‘national interest’. If it’s not Asif she loves, and it’s certainly not her country she wants to devote the rest of her life to, the safe conclusion that anyone can come up with is the fact that Miss Veena loves the camera over everything else.
This has been Asif’s failing. Failing to identify that Veena Malik loves the silver screen or some sort of coverage, the woman would be happy. What he could very conveniently have done was to put some weed into her purse as well on her way to Dubai. Since Veena has now hit the jackpot by finding the perfect match-fixing scandal as the best opportunity to stay in the news, the Anti–Corruption Security Unit official for the ICC has met with Miss Veena to investigate the charges she has levelled against former boyfriend Asif.
Asif, the poor simpleton, is such an idiot. When you know your girlfriend is foxy, do not, and we repeat DO NOT talk to bookies and fix matches in front of her. She has verbal diarrhoea. She loves camera. Any sane person can join the dots? Were you smoking grass Asif?
Oh. Sorry. Apparently you were.
Now ICC is falling for the charm of Miss Veena for she definitely seems to be irresistible and Mr. Reza Hassan has interviewed the film actress and model Veena to find out more about the idiot boyfriend. Earlier this year, the poor sod was alleged to have owed Miss Malik an amount of Rs. 18 million and the two reached a settlement not so long ago.
Silly boy, when will you learn? You are not supposed to hook up with an attention starved movie star and then carry your shady activities in front of her. Especially, when you know that she’s got the looks and you haven’t even got style. Keeping that scenario in mind, the odds were always against you in this particular relationship. We shall soon write to the PCB chairman to hire the services of Paul the Octopus who will let cricket stars choose their life partners. However, on their own, our cricket stars have made a complete hash in their relationships.
Marriage bureaus across Pakistan will now offer their services to the idiots of Pakistan cricket who plan on dating attention starved movie stars, and will help them resolve their relationship troubles that have taken a toll on their mental state. With all the best wishes, experts hope that next time you people choose your life partners, just do it a little more wisely.
(the writers opinion are independent in nature)
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