Vegan vampires What the....?

Question

So I hear that those twilight books talk about Vegan vampires. Worse still I here that the kids now believe in vegan vampires. I'm sorry but doesn't that defeat the point. What exactly does a vegan vampire eat? Carrot juice?

Answer 1

they stalk sprouts by moonlight.

Answer 2

It's their little joke. The family in the Twilight books have made a moral decision not to drink human blood. Instead, they hunt animals.

I'm sure even children are not credulous enough to believe in real vegetarian vampires (except Count Duckula - he won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a vegetarian). Who are you getting all this from?

Read the Twilight books. They're very good.

Also, you should be aware that in terms of vampires and vegetables, its the vegetables you should worry about. There are lots of Balkan folktales about vampire pumpkins and watermelons - seriously!

Look it up on wiki if you don't believe me.  

Answer 3

Non human blood they drink so i have been told whereas a normal vampire would drink a humans blood.

Answer 4

it was VEGETARIAN vampire... it means they drink animal blood instead of human's.

Answer 5

they drink animal blood  

Answer 6

It just defeats the whole and original point of vampirism

Answer 7

Vegan Vampires prolong their accursed undead existence by sucking juices from vegetables. (not just carrots,)

Stories about them are not as popular as those of their carnivorous counterparts, but they are the bane of gardeners across Eastern Europe. Vegan vampires are known to wipe out entire rows of tomato plants.

Garlic is traditionally planted to keep them at bay.

Answer 8

It's vegetarian..

Lol, they don't eat people, they eat animals.

But no, I don't believe that they exist.

Answer 9

I would say a green fly is a vegan vampire