Vegans what do you think?

Question

ok i wrote this monlouge cuz im sick of drama drama drama i wanted funny what do u think?? do you go throu this a lot? would this monolouge affend you?

welcome to mama mia's pizzaria my name is april can i take your order. wha?? your a vegan! how exciting welcome...... to ........america ....... your gonna lovvvvve our peperonie pizzia first you take the dough and then you what? oh you dont eat any animal products... oh well thats good i didnt even know animals made products! well dont worry cuz here in america we only eat products made by humans!! so did you want to try that peperoni pizza its loaded with cheese and peperoni wha?? yea!!!! i know what a veginarian is my brother is ibn school studying to be a veginarin asstistan...sir where you going sir? your suppose to oder the food eat it and then leave. foreneirs i dont think they get it somtimes?

Answer 1

I think you need to learn to spell.

Answer 2

How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?

Leave it in the cow.

Answer 3

funny.i agree with the answer above me

Answer 4

hah.im a vegan and thats funny

Answer 5

hahahahahahahaha thats funny people do not know whqat we are????

how rudeeee

i am a vegatarian and i think everybody should know what we are made of!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaahaaaha

well thats really funny you are a good writer (: