That's why vegetarians annoy me more than any other type of person on the planet.
You obviously don't understand.
You wanna stop people from eating meat because it's cruel to animal life? Here, enjoy this tasty rock. 'Cause plants are life forms too. Who are you to say eating plants isn't cruel to plants? Plants breathe [photosynthesis], plants have a life cycle, plants have skin [the epidermis]; but oh no- Alex, you don't know what you're talking about.
No. You don't know what you're talking about. I eat cows and I think green because you know what cows do? They f**t, emitting methane and carbons into the atmosphere that are destroying this planet.
Now what are you vegetarians and vegans around the world doing? You're eating the plant life that could turn that nasty carbon into perfectly good breathable oxygen for all other life forms to exist.
So let's get one thing straight right now- you vegetarians are the reason for global warming.
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