Velcro or double sided tape?

Question

Which one is better for keeping monkeys off the ground while they are jumping on the bed?

Answer 1

Honey you need super double strength gorilla glue and a rope made of bungee cords.

Answer 2

double sided tape....

Answer 3

Double sided tape, just throw some bananas out the window if you want them to go away.

Answer 4

double sided tape cuz velcro wouldnt stick to monkeys

Answer 5

i too would suggest both...those monkeys can be very wiggly. and you defiantly what to keep them from jumping...you know what the doctor said!

Answer 6

Use the soft side of velcro...  that ought work!

Answer 7

I suggest you use both.

Answer 8

Velcro all the way, with the tape it's just gonna stick all over the place, I dunno who invented that stuff.

Answer 9

double sided tape!

- also sticks your top to your bra while your jumping on the bed!

Answer 10

Duct Tape. the Fashion Designers Secret Weapon.

Answer 11

double sided tape and a belt might come in handy

Answer 12

double sided tape, definitely! It will stick longer, and isn't as subject to wiggle-free as velcro, although the velcro is infinitely re-usable.

Answer 13

You should spank your monkey.