During a visit to the
mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you
determine whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we
fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand,"
said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger
than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person
would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
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