Very good comeacks?

Question

must be harsh and good and one that would make some1 very embarrased

Answer 1

If someone is being sarcastic, then say your d*** is big.  Get it?

Answer 2

The one that can be use and was used very often in my youth, was "Yo Mama", you must be ready to fight when you use it though. lol

Answer 3

ehh you seem to hate that person so much. Well. i have a website. www.insults.com/net  well its either .com or .net. try both.

Answer 4

Good comebacks must be relevant to the subject and get your point across effectively.

Answer 5

welcome

Answer 6

my grandmother ask me"steven why don't you believe the whole bible?" You can imagine my eagerness to rip that one. So I say "Yeah you know I guess I have a hard time believing every thing I see and hear". "As a matter of fact now that you mention it I think I am going to believe every thing"! "I think it's time I started blowing up building's and offing people for Allah". "I mean it's in the Qua-ran so it must be right". "wait I know why not do something better"? "I think I am going to start a religion where I am god's right hand man and beat women,have seven wives,as well as rape 13 year old girls and boy's". You should have seen the look on her face. Priceless.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Why waste your time embarrassing someone?

It just brings you down to a low level.

Besides, its hurtful and rude and decent people don't want to do that.

Answer 9

Shakespearean insulter...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Answer 10

In order to be a comeback you first must tell us what we are responding to.  So you have to say what was told to you first, get it?

Answer 11

In grade school I would say, "Mine's bigger than yours and I ain't even got one"  Or, tell a guy "Nice Moobies"

Answer 12

I know you are... but what am i?????

Answer 13

Well due to all this detail im gonna try.

Someone says something like hey ur not cool or ur stupid and im smarter or something.

Just say ur never going to be the man ur mother was. Classic.

Answer 14

Great speeller dude

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