Very hard riddle, do you know it?

Question

Ok, one of my friends told me this riddle, and it's driving me crazy

turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Answer 1

turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry  ===== cold or ice

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.  ===== water

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities. ====reality T.V.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble. ====yeast

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop ======pimples

Answer 2

maybe... you are a pimple or a zit???

Answer 3

the answer is no. it asks, can you guess the riddle? and since it makes no sense, the answer is no.

Answer 4

NO

(that's the answer to the riddle, hence the last line "Can you guess the riddle?")

Answer 5

I'M GUESSING ITS A PIMPLE. E-MAIL ME IF U GET AN ANSWER. IM VERY CURIOUS.

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Answer 6

There are three answers!  Take your pick...

1.  No!  I can't guess the riddle!

2.  PRESSURE

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

1  Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

2  Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

3  Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair.

4  Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

5  Many normal people will shine under pressure.

6  Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

7  Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

8  If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

9  If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it.

3.  'TIME!'

Here’s why…

The time has come,

winter is here

and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past

as man looks back with a sigh

and a tear in his eye.

As time is held

boys cross their legs

but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on

Girls loose their blush

and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes

For those held high

their end is nigh

As time catches up

Everyone is equal

when we get to the final sequel

As time turns

Without it we have flour and water

With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves

into something so fine

As time runs out

The more in a minute you try and squeeze

the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks

All the time that has past

man cannot comprehend something so vast!!!.

Answer 7

the answer is no i can't guess the riddle.

Answer 8

air or maybe water

Answer 9

pressure.  

Answer 10

time?!

Answer 11

PLASTIC SURGERY  

Answer 12

I'M GUESSING ITS A PIMPLE

How the h**l can that make a polar bear white, guys go for a p**s, and girls comb their hair? And your pancakes must taste reet weird if you put the pus from a spot in.....