Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
(Think before scrolling down.)
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
Q. You have to get to the other side of a river (which everyone knows is infested with dangerous animals), how do you?
Dive in and swim across of course - all the animals are at the Lions' party!
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