Very very funny...???

Question

What's the difference between women at the ages of 8, 18, 28,38, 48 and 58??? 08  You take her to bed and tell her a story. 18  You tell her a story and take her to bed. 28  You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed. 38  She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 48  You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. 58  You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.

Answer 1

Funny.

pkn

Answer 2

it's nice.....

Answer 3

its funiest joke.

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

hahahaha

Answer 6

Actually, In all seriousness, I find this tale of epic proportions to be quite amusing although it can be offensive as a grain of sand. I would love to tell this grand tale to my children before the go to bed.

Answer 7

Very funny

Answer 8

lol!!!!!!!!!

that was funny thanks so much for posting all of your jokes!

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Answer 9

LOL good one.

Answer 10

ya nice

Answer 11

ah ah funny;

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.

"I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000."

"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"

"Yes, but it's from a laywer. It's never been used."  

Answer 12

its funny

Answer 13

ha ha oink ha ha oink ha ha oINk i A PIGGIEE LUL (LAUGH UP LOUD)

Answer 14

lol this is so funny! took me a while but i finally got it ;]

Answer 15

it is very very funny

Answer 16

Informatiave in a funny way.  A star to you.

Answer 17

Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very F U N N Y !

Answer 18

I dont get it...

Answer 19

hay it's very fony ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha