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Very very very funny joke LOL?

by Guest62405  |  earlier

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"Second body: "Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the Redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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  1. vote 7/10.

    it's good but not new.


  2. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That was funny =)

    Thought i'd probably give it like a 7 or something.

  3. Hah! Thats was funny =]

  4. DUDE THATS IS OLD BUT YA GETTA A STAR FOR TRYIN

  5. l0l thats funny i never heard that before. q0t d**n  

  6. Loved the joke :)

  7. lol :-D

  8. hahha

  9. hahahahahaha very good!!!!! have a star!

  10. omgosh! soo funny!! LOL!  

  11. i liked the third one the best!!!

  12. Lol this joke made my day...  

  13. its ite

  14. lol...really funny

  15. Lol! That is a very very very funny joke! Thx for the laugh.

    Keep it up.

    Star for you!

  16. 7 out of 10   (if you are 12 years old or less)

    2 out of 10    if your old enough to drive.

  17. eh.. not as great as the other jokes i have heard but to make you happy ill give you a star:) and a rating of.....8/10

    XOXO

    Lexi♥

  18. 7 its good but not a ten

  19. haha

    lol

    that was soo funny!!!

    have a star!!!

  20. that was an awesome joke lol!!!!! u should make more

  21. A real THUNDERbolt and Nuts

    Fixture!

    Future!

    Picture!

    Pleasure!

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