Very weird question, but what can I use for a theme to incorporate both a blender & a screwdriver?

Question

ok so i know your probably thinking what are you talking about, but heres the situation...I work at a bank and when we open a new checking account we give away a free gift...every time a new gift is coming out we have what we call big day. which is a little party for our customers to introduce our new free gifts. This cycle was a messenger bag so we did a back to school theme. It was not the best job we have ever done so we want the next day to blow this one out of the water the 2 gifts are a blender and a motorized screwdriver we have already had a houswarming party for one of our big days and I wanted to reach out and get some ideas on a new exciting theme to introduce both the blender and the screwdriver so yes I know this is weird but fun at the same time. so help me out if you can and if you are in the boston area come open up an account at MWB ask if you would like details...thanks a bunch

Answer 1

Well... they both spin at varying degrees.  Words like whirlwind come to mind.  Think spinning, turning, or something along those lines.  I would probably avoid the word "screwed" however... for obvious reasons.  ;)

Answer 2

This is cheesy, but the other banks have you spinning with all their fees, etc.

I like the housewarming party.  I saw it as a couple's thing.  Something for her, and something for him.

Answer 3

I like the idea of a housewarming party...maybe the women making margaritas while the guys are building a deck or something?

I'm gonna think on it and I'll come back with a good idea.

**Edit: What about possibly using something like 'Screwdrivers and Screwdrivers" and make (alcohol-free) screwdrivers with the blender.

You could also maybe hand out recipe cards for Screwdrivers and other smoothie or cocktail-type beverages.