Vietnamese to English Translation (part3)?

Question

Here's another bit of vietnamese from a friends blog I'd like to translate. After she saw I could translate the last one she wrote me this one to see if could, apparently it uses alot of slang to make it harder. Hopefully someone like cookies m0m or someone could do this last one for me :)

"me`n oi, hum nay mo'i fat hien la` han doc dc blog tieng "Vi.t" cua minh &......hieu??ngoi` ngu nguoi ra 5'.....sao xi' ho^? wa' chai` >.<hic, tuc wa', sao muh han co the dich ga^`n dung' nhi?meowwwhem viet tieng "Vi.t" co dau' nua~ , we^' goi`ngoi` tuc mun' chit', chang? le~ lai xoa entry kia????ko cam ta^m !!!!!ki` nay` to dung slang tieng "Vi.t" het cho ban y ngoi ngu ngo* !!!!be' Brett dich xem nao, dich dc thi` co' thuong day , con` ko dc thi, lan` sau gap ta cho an da"

Answer 1

That was really funny man, that person didn&#039;t want anybody to understand what it says. &quot;con` ko dc thi, lan` sau gap ta cho an da&quot; means &quot; if you can not read this, next time I&#039;ll kick your butt...LOL&quot;

PS: I am Vietnamese :)

Answer 2

just go n ask her to type in english.....don&#039;t be a smartass :D

asking some1 for translate when u can&#039;t do it, it&#039;s very suck.....i would laugh so hard if she ask u to read in front of her......i hope she does tat so u can learn a lesson.......anyway, have fun stalking her, i mean have fun reading her blog when u can hook up with her.......

Answer 3

Oh man! Today I found out that he can read my blogs written in Vietnamese and understands them (??) It took like 5&#039; (mins?).....embarrassed to death &gt;.&lt;, I&#039;m so mad, how can he translate it almost exactly word for word.  &#039;Meow&#039; not gonna write it in Vietnmaese with accent symbols anymore, I&#039;m sooo pissed off.  Can I just delete the other entry??? I don&#039;t have the heart to do so!!!! This time I&#039;m use more Vietnamese slang so that you can sit there and wonder !!! Let&#039;s see if Brett can translate it. If he can translate it, then he gets my love, otherwise if he can&#039;t translate it, next time he sees me he&#039;ll get a beatdown.

Answer 4

She keeps an eye on u. Check mate.