Viking funerals

Answer 1

You must go to Minnesota to be legally burnt in a boat.  It is very costly too.  I am trying to find someone who takes payments so I can start paying now.

What I looked at for a while (until I found that my family is a bunch of wussies) is bribing the funeral home to drive my body out to the local lake and accidentally leave me there, where my family would be waiting with 10 gallons of gas and a rowboat.