Visayan-speaking Pinoys... can you translate to tagalog or english?

Question

I kinda understand it. Had a good laugh actually. But I still want a word by word translation. Thanks a lot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPbJcNZpeg&feature=related

Answer 1

i think thats a bicolano dialect. not visayan dialect. the worst song i've ever heared.

Answer 2

its not visayan dialect. thats a stupid song. who wrote that.

Answer 3

Basin ug Tulingang dubok sa carmen market ang injong kikaon, diri sa amoa fresh kaajo ang mga isda, ari unja sa amo-ang mo skuyla barato ang paliton, fresh pa ang kanonon, drug-free city pa.  

Answer 4

EDITING MY PREVIOUS ANSWER

Yesterday night we got invited to a birthday

In the party a blowfish/pufferfish was served

We didn’t know, apparently, that it was poisonous…

We drank a lot and munched a lot

In a while we seem to feel like going to the bathroom

We didn’t know, apparently, that it was poisonous…

It’s my mare’s birthday, Pare invited us

To celebrate and party…to drink and eat

Spaghetti, bihon, mami and “kinilaw’ pufferfish  

And it is really appetizing because we were really hungry  

And the prayer was said, we sang happy birthday

After that we ate, different types of dishes

And it’s because of our curiosity, we feasted on the kinilaw na butiti

It will be our first time so we took some and ate

Hey, butete will make us blow, kinilaw na butiti is almost gone

And because we are full, one of us passed gas

Cover (our) noses, we all covered our noses

And this is what happened next...

We all fainted, lost appetite and stopped eating

Who would have the appetite when we felt queasy in our stomach and head

We got headeaches and tummy pain

We shared a lot of food, but we got poisoned by the butiti...

Hey loyal customer! (LOLs!) of  the butiti

How did this happened? We all got poisoned

With the pufferfish we ate, we wanted to vomit and we felt weak

We vomited all over

Our mind is not fine, we all got confined

What can we do, we got poisoned by the butiti we dined on

We fainted, we were poisoned by the butiti

Hence we all thought, we will never eat it again

Answer 5

Well, here goes...

   just the other day, we were invited to a birthday

   in the party was served "butete"

   we didn't know that it was poisonous

   heavy was our drinking

   and heavy was our eating

   in a little while, it seemed we were getting cross-eyed

   we didn't know

   that it was poisonous

   it was my "kumare's" birthday

   i was invited by my "kumpare"

   to drink and eat

   sphaghetti, behon, mami

   and fresh "butete"

well the rest is about being in the party, birthday party....etc.

Answer 6

nung isang gabi

naimbitahan kami sa birtdi

sa party may handang butete

we didn't know (we didn't know)

nakakalason pala yun... yun... yun...

grabe ang inuman

grabe ang kainan

mayat mayay para kaming duling. heyyy

we didn't know (we didn't know)

nakakalason pala yun... yun... yun...

cmon

birtdey yun ng kumare

naimbitahan ni kumpare

mag celebrate, maki-bertdey

maki inom maki kain

spageti bihon mami kinilaw na butete

sarap kumain gutom na nga kase

(et cetera. sory ang haba pala. balikan ko na lang ang the rest)

Answer 7

its ilocano not visayan language..