Visiting Scotland?

Question

I am considering traveling to Scotland and I am just wanting to know firstly where in England is Scotland. Does most of the country have electricity. Are there roads and if so do they have cars. Could I rent a car from somewhere. Are there lockness monster sight seeing trips I can go on. Do Scottish speak english or do I need a translator. Can I use american dollars to buy things. Where is the nearest airport to Scotland. And my friend told me about the little haggis can you keep them as pets and can I take one back to the USA.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Scotland is the capital City of England, where the Queen lives. There are no proper roads, only small, narrow man made lanes. There is absolutely no electricity at all as we cannot afford it and wouldn't even know how to work it properly. We do not have cars either so renting one is out of the question. There are loads of loch ness monsters roaming all over the place. I am sure you will need a translator or phrase book to understand a word we are saying as it is a very difficult language to understand. Of course you can use your American dollar to buy things. The nearest airport is a place called Nirvana. Haggis are very rare and difficult to catch creatures as they can run, fly and also swim very fast. If you are lucky enough to catch one, you won't be disappointed as they taste fantastic, but you will not be able to take one back to the USA. Hope you have a great time!