Voice mail message for phone?

Question

hey what are some good messages that i can have before someone leaves a message, i want it to be unique and funny

Answer 1

Our rather subtle one goes something like this: "Hello, you have reached <number> we cannot take your call at this time, so please leave your name and a brief message after the BLEEEEEEEEP!" ( sounds really cute 'cause my 9 year old daughter sounds quite professional until the loud BLEEEP at the end.