[WAITRESS Q'] So if I can't order a coffee without calling the waitress "darling"?

Question

you tell me just exactly what to say: Let me guess first

Can I have a coffee please?

Can I have the bill please?

Right? Wrong! I would rather pour the drink down my pants than be censored like that

Answer 1

just say can I have more coffee please and don't forget to say thank you

Answer 2

You should say excuse me

May I get a coffee please

or

I'll take my check when you have a minute ~ Thank you

Just common courtesy w/out acting like it is your wife or servant

Calling someone Darling you don't know(strip club excluded) or your own loving wife/daughter is just rude

Well perhaps the waitress in strip clubs don't care for it either so I apologize to them ~ this just seems more of a place where it would be okay since it is all about attention towards one another

Sorry

Still rude and I especially can't stand when a caller says Sweetie Blah Blah Blah ~ you don't know me nor do you know what I look like leave it at the house for your loved ones

Answer 3

How about her actual name?

Answer 4

thats  just patronizing and also why waitresses wear a name-badge. Do us all a favour and eat at  home from now on.

Answer 5

address her by the name she tells you.