WHAT'S A GOOD SHORT AND CLEAN JOKE?

Question

SHORT

CLEAN

Answer 1

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?

Because it is 2 tired.

Answer 2

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Answer 3

whats the difference between a weezle and a stoat?

one is wheezily recognized

the other is stoataly different

why is there no medicine in the jungle?

cuz the parotcetimal

(parrots-ete-then all)

Answer 4

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitc... is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc... is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the sonof a bitc... is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Answer 5

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions." replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes." the lawyer replied, "What was your third question?"