First Day
It was the little boy's first day at school, and he needed to go to the toilet.
"Okay," said the teacher, it's the door on the right at the end of the corridor.
A moment later he came back to the classroom looking agitated.
"I can't find it, " he said.
The teacher repeated the directions and sent him off again.
He returned, choking back tears. "I still can't find it."
The teacher asked an older boy to show the little boy where the toilet was. When they returned, she asked if everything was alright.
The older boy said "Yes, Miss, he had his underpants on back to front."
-Who's Sorry Now?
A lady had a beautiful cat that she adored. One evening as she sat stroking it by the fireside, she dreamed of her cat turning into a handsome prince.
Suddenly there was a flash of light, and lo and behold, there stood before her the most handsome prince anyone could possibly imagine.
The prince took her hand in his and murmured, "Aren't you sorry now that you took me to the vet last week?"
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