WHAT DOES AN OBAMA SUPPORTER APTITUDE TEST LOOKS LIKE?

Question

Question#1…..If lemons cost $0.12 apiece, how many can you get for $1.10?

OBAMA SUPPORTER ANSWER: “It was the Bush Administrations fault.”

Question#2…..If a chicken crosses the road, what colour feathers does it have?

OBAMA SUPPORTER ANSWER: “That was something handled by Bush and Cheney.”

Question#3……”If brown cows eat green grass and give yellow butter, what colour is a black bird?

OBAMA SUPPORTER ANSWER: “We’re not discussing any colour issue here, that was Bush and the Bush Administration.”

Question #4……”If (2) plus (2) equals (4)…….who or how will America pay for all the expensive programs the liberals, the left wing, the socialists are pontificating?”

OBAMA SUPPORTER ANSWER: “We don’t need to worry about that. We (the Dems) make the promises, change for change sake and the GOVERNMENT will take care of things. A whole new world will arise. Everyone won’t need a job, won’t need a military, we have plans to own the United Nations. We will resupply all the money we took from Social Security. We will supply every man woman and child with an education and medical insurance. We will destroy the entire country’s commercial and industrial infra-structure and make everyone a C.E.O. We have our guiding light and our saviour. Every Easter he will arise and take away all the sins of the past 8 years. He will turn water into Coca-Cola. He will stop Global Warming. He will cure the sick and raise the dead. When he is elected the lambs will lie down with the lions. They will make coinage in his likeness. And on the Seventh Day, we will all rest.”

Answer 1

The liberal answers are brought to you by the Democrat party and their surrogates, the National Educators Association (NEA) who are tasked with dumbing down our children in the public school system.

Answer 2

Okay first of all I took a PROFESSIONAL Iq test and I got 160. Sad to say I'm 14 and you are probably 20 or older making corny Iq tests. You see what you have done??? I could have been a republican but by the way you guys answer and ask questions, to me I think it would be an insult to be called a republican....and in 4 years me and all of my generation will be voting....so sad that you just lost more than 1 million votes, isn't it???

Answer 3

I would much rather hear that than " I did not have a table or home for 5 years" for every question McCain cant answer.

Answer 4

crayon and card board.

Answer 5

IQ OF 2...h**l that don't even know the guy isn't black like them.

Answer 6

Only 1.10 worth moron because the lemon was cut into 1000 pieces

Answer 7

OBAMA SUPPORTER APTITUDE TEST

Obama = No Brain  +  Biden = 1/2 Brain = Together they make a half-wit

Answer 8

Haha, we question some of our president's decisions! So in your conservatarded, oversimplified view of the world, that means that that's all we ever do. You know, I also like chocolate; I think I'll make a self-deprecating joke about my love of chocolate!

Ahem, why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

Because, umm, I don't know, just give me some chocolate.

Haha, comedy gold.

Answer 9

So true. I'm e-mailing it to everyone I know.

Answer 10

I'm really scared Obamas hand outs will ruin all America was built on!

I truly am.

King Obama will say anything to get power.

Answer 11

It's another failed policy by John McCain's President.

Answer 12

HAHAHAAHAHA, i love it!  

Answer 13

I see from one of the other posters that you just cost McCain the votes of about 1 million 14 year old geniuses.  Funny quiz but every vote counts and you know the Dems will will find a way to make the 14 year old genius voice be heard.