WHAT WOULD YOU IF YOU GOT ATTACKED BY A VAMPIRE

Question

what would you do if you got attacked by a vampire I would run and then scream find a stack and stab that S.O.B -lol-

Answer 1

I'd have a shower, shave and spray a bit of Cool Water on to smell nice. Then I'd scream like a girl and hope that Buffy turns up and loves the smell of Davidoff. If Faith turned up, Buffy would get a serious raincheck. lol!

Answer 2

Have a long and happy undeath

Answer 3

Well, I'm not going to worry about Vampire attack right now, since I'm at home and a Vampire can't enter your house without being invited in by the legal owner (Me).  That's why I tell salesmen and JWs to **** off rather than inviting them in for a chat.

Out of doors, I'd suggest running for the nearest consecrated ground - church or graveyard - as they'd shouldn't be able to enter.  You'll have to be quick, though, as most of them have super-human speed.

Actually killing one would be more difficult, depending on what part of the Vampire folklore you believe. A stake through the heart followed by severing the head should do the trick, although garlic, silver bullets and Ultra-Violet (UV) light will also spoil their day.  Unless you plan on walking the streets kitted out like Van Helsing, I'd recommend the consecrated ground plan - You could draw a map of all your nearest ones.

Answer 4

i would ask him to bite but that would be up to him.  

Answer 5

Same thing I do if a human attacks me.  Never run until your opponent is disabled.  Don't put him in the position to chase or turn your back on him.  Strike weak points, seek to prevent pursuit by any means necessary.

Answer 6

i would be so freaked out that i'd probably scream in its ear and run far far away lol

Answer 7

I'd hit it over the head with a lamp then lock it in my dog's cage forever, treat it like the animal it is. probably make some money off of it too, "Come see the vampire for $2.00"

and if I fail(the lamp doesn't knock him into a daze) it'll be a bloody fight to the death which I'll die in probably unless I reach my kitchen then I might have the advantage but I'll probably be to weak from blood lose. all the bites you know

Answer 8

If the vampire is a really s**y looking one, I'd ask him to bite me and then I'd turn into a vampire too!! .. i love hot vampires!

Answer 9

if a hart hott athd then make out with him

Answer 10

I'm glad you asked....but first To: ANCIENT...you don't punch a shark in the nose....you punch it in the gills...seriously....native Floridians know these things...but as far as vampires go....I would Jackie Chan his @$$....I mean unleash like a chick-toronado...I'd use my best solid silver steak knife set and whip-pin him to the wall....then I'd flying karate kick my dining room table into wood shards and and grab the sharpest piece and stake him through the heart....after that I'd fire up my weed wacker and grind away on his crotch...then I'd really get nasty...

Answer 11

run to a church and dump a bowl of holy water his head

id start taking baths in the stuff after that to

and put myself on a diet of garlic flavored holy wafers

Answer 12

i dont think i can do anything because i would be under attack..

well i can hope it would stop attacking or that he kill me fast so i dont have to endure the pain.

then again, i can hope i also turn into a vampire. it looks like its so much fun

Answer 13

Eat garlic.  Lots of garlic.

Answer 14

If you were attacked by a real vampire you would never see it coming.They are extremely fast and strong, and they invade to mind and control you, sort of like the aliens who take people for anal probes.Don't believe the movies, van helsing wasn't exactly a norman human, so only he could kill one.

Answer 15

Fight back.I would never be able to outrun this vampire, they have super human speed.They don't like crosses though, which i wear all the time.I would take off my cross and use it as a  whip to keep him/her form coming close.I would then, back away towards a tree and while doing so feel the ground for a stick, hopefully one long enough do that I could use it like a staff or katana.

Once I find a stick, I quickly engage in a fight, hitting the most sensitive area first.If a guy vampire, groin, girl vampire, b*****s or groin.Vampires don't always feel regular pain, such as being hit in the face and such.They feel it but don't acknowledge it.Hopefully by hitting them in the most sensitive areas of the body, repeatedly hits to the groin, eyes and stomach, I would be able to knock them unconscious then take them.

Answer 16

they wouldn't attacked me because I love vampires and they will notice me because I have fangs

Answer 17

I would find some place dark and look for a victim to bite

Answer 18

then a would defend myself i guess. maybe punch it in the nose. they say if you punch a shark in the nose it will go away fro a bit but come back later. maybe that works for vamps too.