WHATS THE BIGGEST COCKUP YOU EVER MADE?

Question

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SITUATION WHERE YOU JUST WANTED THE GROUND TO OPEN UP AND SWALLOW YA FOR BEING OR SAYING OR DOING SOMETHING YOU LATER REALLY REGRET ED

Answer 1

The biggest cockup i ever made.....hmmm....probably when i had to read a poem out loud to an audience and i had written a poem the day before that was similar to the one i wrote this day. There was one poem about walking and one poem about using the car. So, i ended up saying "we were walking in the CAR" !?!?!?!?! I was meant to say we were walking down the street. How embarrassing. A hall of laughter. Probably not the BIGGEST c**k up i ever made but that was one of the big ones.

Answer 2

That would be my very first interview ................ feeling vain so left my glasses off for the int.  Man behind desk (I later discover) has huge port wine birthmark round one eye.  And what do I say?  "Crikey, who hit you...........?" Duhhhhhh.