WHATS THE FUNNIEST SIGN OR NOVELTY YOUVE SEEN ON. THE BACK OF THE CAR IN front.?

Question

WHATS THE FUNNIEST SIGN OR NOVELTY YOUVE SEEN ON. THE BACK OF THE CAR IN front.?

Answer 1

quityerbitchin

Answer 2

"Keep honking, While I reload"

Answer 3

I always like the one that says- "If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?"

Answer 4

JESUS CHRIST                               (huge letters)

get off my fu**in a55!                        (tiny letters)

I also saw a car recently with an arm hanging out of the boot and the fingers trailing along the ground... it looked very convincing!!

Answer 5

On the back of a van was "Driven well? Phone 999, it's been stolen".

Answer 6

will you be Voting for Monica's XBoyfriend's Wife?

Seen it on the back bumper of a Chevy kingcab.

Answer 7

My truck is not leaking..it's marking it's territory.

Now taking applications

If you're going to ride my *** at least pull my hair

Answer 8

I tried to see from the other drivers point of view, but I couldnt get my head that far up my a**.

Answer 9

I always liked the set of balls hanging from the tailgate of a pickup.

I saw a bumper sticker on the front of someones truck that said "yes this is my truck and no I won't help you move!!"

Answer 10

"Do not wash, potatos planted."

on a pick-up.

Answer 11

the car is ok , its the driver that needs servicing

Answer 12

"My ex husband, in the boot"

Answer 13

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Answer 14

On the back of a Porsche 928 years ago, "My other car is also a Porsche".....B@stard!

Answer 15

This car is constipated - it has not passed a thing all day.

Answer 16

Not really funny, 'cos it's true - on the back of a Landrover Defender "Don't follow me - you won't make it".

Answer 17

someone wrote 'I wish my wife was as dirty as this van' on the dirt of the back door of a van

someone added below it 'she is, believe me'

Answer 18

On the rear of a dirty work van. " Caution may contain Nuts"

Answer 19

I have one that says... I'd rather be spanking the monkey. I seen one that reads... don't laugh, your daughters in here. That was on a piece of c**p ford pinto with flames on it.

Answer 20

Windsurfers do it standing up

Answer 21

On the back of a dirty white van I saw. "Don't you wish your girlfriend was this filthy?"

Answer 22

retired and spending our kids inheritance!

Answer 23

Mother-In-Law in Trunk.  Keep Honking And You'll Join Her!

In very small print:

  Nosy little f***er, aren't you?

Ginormous band aid sticker over a small dent.