WHO EVER RITES THE MOST RANDOMIST AND CREATIVE THING GETS BEST ansewer?

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Answer 1

Purple cows from Jupiter seem to wish the world was flat, but their one wish is to make out with Richard Karn under an umbrella in the pouring rain.

Answer 2

having hotshots at target while buying a pink skunk wearing skinny jeans that belong to basil from the planet hoha...i went to bee nation and got a fome dice that spelled rambo wen u kicked it in the pen

Answer 3

"No!" screamed stinky Isabella Grace's Sock, "The tundra zebras really did shimmy up the north pole last night." "My fat farm, they didn't!" Isabella threw the sock down the electrical socket only to hear Sanjaya whispering thoughts about leather scraps in McDonalds. "Why did I have to fantasize about Samantha Ronson at the toll booth again?" Isabella burped aloud. 73000 years passed as Isabella pondered. "Time for Slavic dinner.." murmered Gnommish down the stairs. Gnommish is an Omish Gnome. "What the f***!??! AN OMISH FREAKING GNOME?!?? WHY AM I YELLING IN RUSSIAN AGAIN!!??"

Answer 4

sandcastle disco in a volcano.

Answer 5

My computer beat me at chess.

Then I beat it at kickboxing.