WWE Update: Mr McMahon revives from Comma this past week on Raw
The chairman of the WWE Vincent Kennedy McMahon revived out from his comma after the doctors told him that the chairman did not have any visitors that night. However, his wife has been actively visiting him despite the fact that the Election Day was a day
later and Linda McMahon took part in the elections and spent over 50 million dollars on her campaign.
Of course, since Linda is Vince’s wife, her husband was definitely not going to be happy about what his wife did, especially when it’s a stingy, stubborn person like Mr McMahon. Vince is one of the richest people in the world and it seemed that he revived
mainly due to the fact that he could not stand anyone else spending his money, even his own wife.
Vince McMahon’s heartbeat rate increased and the doctor thought that he is losing the chairman of the WWE but in fact, this was just a nervous reaction after listening to what his wife did with his money.
“You’ve gotta admire that women. She is devoted and very compulsive considering she spent 50 million dollars on this campaign,” said the Doctor.
Vince jumped out of his bed and the first thing he said was “50 million dollars?” The chairman of the WWE was furious and wanted to get out of his bed and stop his wife. The Doctor asked Vince to calm down as his wife is planning to become the senator of
Connecticut. The chairman of the WWE did not listen to what he said and kept asking him, “What did she spend 50 million dollars on?”
Vince McMahon hates politics despite the fact that he was wearing his wife’s campaign t-shirt. However, Vince surprisingly said that he is happy as long as the WWE is running smoothly. But the doctor just had to tell him that things are not running as smoothly
as the chairman thinks they are. He told Vince that they buried the Undertaker and Nexus is now stronger than ever since John Cena was also forced to become a part of the team.
The chairman jumped out of his bed once again but tried to calm himself and asked the doctor for more. The doctor just had to open his mouth and told him that Paul Bearer has returned to the sport and Goldust, a wrestler who is g*y, will be getting married
in a week.
The chairmen got pissed an asked the doctor, “The next thing you’re going to tell me is that Daniel O’Brian is the new United States champion?” Funnily, that is the truth and the doctor ensured it to the WWE chairman.
Vince McMahon could not stand it anymore and got out of his bed after taking off all the medication instruments that were attached to him. Vince tried to get up but his doctor was obviously trying to stop him. But the doctor had to let him go after Vince
told him that he had to go to the bathroom. The whole scenario became quite funny and on top of that, Mr McMahon said that if his wife could become senator, he could become the next president of the United States. We are all aware how things would turn out
if that happens. A person who cannot control his bladder would be running the most technologically advanced country in the world.
However, this whole story did not end so well. It seemed that this was all a nightmare his daughter Stephanie McMahon was having and the chairman of the WWE was still in a comma. Therefore, everything is still the same in the WWE and it seems that it would
take a miracle for Mr McMahon for to wake up from this comma.
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